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Slobodan Janković
– Bilo bi kod nas više pismenih da nam se djeca ne rađaju nepismena.
– Kad pamet zataji, psihijatrija radi punom parom.
– Bez škole je, a dobar proizvođač. Proizvodi djecu za mobilne telefone.
– Bankrotirati, znači da vas niko od stranaca neće otkupiti.
– Ne govorite luđacima da su pametni, jer atakujete na njihovo demokratsko pravo izbora.
Slavica Jovanović
– Štа će nаm pojаs zа spаsаvаnje, nаš je ionаko poplаvа izbаcilа.
– U školi su bili tužibаbe, dаnаs su jаvni tužioci.
– Dok oni vuku konce, nаrod se provlаči kroz iglene uši.
– I petlovа se glаvа nаđe nа pаnju, kаd otpevа svoje.
– Odlučilа sаm dа rаskrinkаm vlаst, mаkаr mi to bilo zаdnje u životu.
– I policijа ume dа trguje, nаjčešće sа prodаvаčicаmа ljubаvi.
– Nije vlаst kujа što mаse repom, više je vrtirep.
Bojan Bogdanović
- Dajem ovcama mekinje ali one to ne puše. Baš su se navukle na travu.
– Kontejner je poslednja karika u penzionerskom loncu.
– Djevojke koje ne žive od pameti nego izgleda da su pametne.
– Danas bi Sizif teško gurao sa kamenom, bez dijalize.
– Ne okreći se sine. Srbija je sve manja, staćeš mi na nogu.
– Često padam u iskušenje da pređem ulicu. Ali ko je još prešao ulicu.
Vasil Tolevski
– Naši problemi ne vrede ni pet para! Zato se nikome ne isplati da ih rešava.

- Kod nas nema mafijaša koji hodaju zemljom. Svi su u džipovima!
– Našem đavolu i krst pomaže.
– Nije tačno da je naš Vođa isti Staljin! Staljin je imao brkove.
– Naš narod nije tako miroljubiv kao što se pravi. Uvek ratuje sa siromaštvom.
Ahil Halilović
- Natjeraše nas da pasemo travu – tamo gdje je ljuta čemerika.
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Ispred fabrike – policija je naletila na otpuštene radnike.
– Koliko je njima krivo, nismo u stanju da ispravimo – fali nam čekić pravde.
– Pukla je naša … napuhana veza.
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Imali smo igru bez rezultata – a onda su oni zasvirali. – Igraju svoju igru – nikako da uhvatimo ritam.
- Rekli su mu da se pozdravi sa životom – ne znam zašto se rukovao sa mnom.
– U trenutku istine – laž je ostala zatečena.

Gledajući na sve probleme u državi, vlast je postala ćorava – pravi nas slijepcima. – Takvima se ne dopušta da rade šta hoće – sve su to sami neradnici.
– Promjenio je odluku na sudu … u devize.
Sabahudin Hadžialić
– Srbija i Hrvatska. Crna Gora i Bosna i Hercegovina. Četvorka za bridž!
– SFDE: Socijalističke Federativne Države Evrope. Na dobrom su putu.
– Političari u B(iH) su kao zombiji. Koliko god se trudiš da ih ignorišeš, izlaze iz svih rupa.
– Poruka budućim generacijama: Nisam Komunista. Nisam Globalist. Nisam Nacionalist. Jesam sve ono što nisam.
– Ne znam kome da vjerujem: političarima ili mojim očima. A slijep sam! Od kada sam za njih glasao!

Dinko Osmančević

– U početku su vladali mir i harmonija, onda se desio Veliki prasak.
– U raju, Adam i Eva su živjeli goli i bosi. I danas narod slično živi.
– Nekulturno je pljuvati po ulici, zato pljujemo jedni po drugima.
Ekrem Macić
– Oralni seks nikako da prevalim preko usta.
– Za očuvanje mira borićemo se do zadnje pobjede.
– Od izbora do izbora narod se povlači u sebe i tajno glasa.
– U ratu je umjesto pancira koristio dvojni moral. I probijao.
– Prvi dio penzije će vam donijeti poštar, a drugi dimnjačar.
– Političar koji puno brabonja na dnu govornice ima krupne riječi.
Miladin Berić
– Šta će nam rezervni igrači. Kod nas kad zagusti publika ulijeće na teren.
– Iskreno se bojim da će nakon svih ovih igranki oko Fabrike duvana od nje ostati samo opušak.
– Lako je nama da budemo svjetski šampioni u vaterpolu kad nam je voda došla do grla.
– Kakav smo mi to narod. Najpopularnija pjesma nam je „Kuća – poso, poso – kuća“, a nemamo ni kuće ni posla.
– Kad su u pitanju već tradicionalne manifestacije u Srbiji, Novi Sad ima Egzit, Guča Sabor trubača, a Beograd Paradu ponosa.
– Nas u Bosni i Hercegovini najviše razdvaja to što živimo zajedno.
– Nije bitno što se spalo sa konja na magarca bitno je da se još uvijek jaše.
– Nekad nam je najvažnija stvar bilo bratstvo, a danas toplobratstvo.
Goran Kljajić
- Sirotinja je tako žilava! Opstaje u svim sistemima!
– Dok oni snažno udišu, mi ubrzano izdišemo!
– Stavljanje seljačke kulture u oslonac, preporučuje nas za stalne rajetine i kmetove!

- Samo Amerikanci hoće nuklearni rat, jer ih svrbi otkad su to zadnji put radili!
Đorđe Latinović
– Policija je demonstrantima otvorila oči: vidjeli su svoga boga!
– Odlijev mozgova je u toku, a planira se i serijska proizvodnja.
– Mobilni optuženik trenutno nije dostupan. hapšenje pokušajte kasnije.
– Nemamo mlijeka – komšiji je crkla krava.
– Narod je pozdravio novu vlast. Rekao im je ćao!
Ernest Bučinski
– Našli smo zajedničku riječ; rekao sam joj: “Volim te”, rekla je: “Imamo isti ukus”.
– Dok sam je ganjao bježala je ona, a kada sam je uhvatio počeo sam da bježim ja. Šta ćeš, volimo da se igramo ganje!
– Dok smo “hodali” igrali smo žmire, kad smo se “uhodali” trule kobile – sad igramo povuci-potegni.
– Bio je bistar – lovio je u mutnom.
– Probao sam i ja da vodim ljubav preko interneta – rekoše mi da sam još uvijek nevin.
– Danas dvoje mladih mogu da se fataju – samo dok na fejsu chataju!
–Muškarci su vječita djeca – vazda traže sise!

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